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kaitlynlaughingalonewithjockeys:
OMG I LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
IS THAT ANDY MILONAKIS
(Source: vveaboo, via princesscadenza)
if you’re sad just remember
imagine them coming for you
tackling you
licking your face
covering you in their excited puppy wiggles
imagine how fluffy that’d be
(via cookiedoughandrainbows)
It's Not Unusual
press play and watch the gif.
just trust me.
I’m sorry I had to. It kept me occupied for like 10 minutes
(Source: mothercheesus, via needmyfix)
I want to go to there.IMAGINE WHEN IT RAINS
I NEED this in my dream home. Stargazing every night and also yes the rain! Though I do have to wonder about the practicalities of, say, sunrise or a full moon being too bright.
Dream bedroom right here
(via fyeahlilbitoeverything)
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Missed the new episodes of Young Justice and Legend of Korra
mind fucked right now!
That was fuckin terrifying
(Source: stand-grand-forever, via shakabraddah)
(Source: thelaughingmagician, via lagingerette)
- Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
- Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
- Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
- Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
- Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
When you text someone with a “Heyy :)” but they are like “Yess?” your reaction is..
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: jamaican-yute-18, via narnianlover)
me when studying
- me: okay lets study
- me: i did not learn this shit
- me: da fuq
- me: okay, the value of x is...
- me: it's fine i'll just fail
- me: oh my god i need to study
- me: this is quite easy
- me: no it isn't
- me: when will this ever benefit me in life
- me: aw hey i got a message
- me: the sky is so pretty
- me: must. not. give. up
- me: fuck it.
(Source: domics, via genuinelysmile)
